About ImposterJay

location: Right next to you biatch

website: http://imposterjay.wordpress.com/

bio: The social media messiah has arrived.

And he’s a NINJA!

So lets get some things straight.

* If you’ve front paged, I’ve done it quicker.
* Take the number of your social media friends, add infinity and you’re close to mine.
* Behind my mask, is another front page story.
* Zaibatsu and MrBabyMan massage my feet.
* My balls are bigger than Mohamed Saleem’s. (Yes, his named is spelled correctly because I say it is.)
* I buried Chuck Norris’s stories.
* I spam Ron Paul.

AND

* I can front page in one vote.